My Poems
Magician
A magician does a trick once a year
and pulls a large animal out of his rear.
But this time it got stuck,
now he’s out of his luck.
Cause he forgot to grease up the steer.
and pulls a large animal out of his rear.
But this time it got stuck,
now he’s out of his luck.
Cause he forgot to grease up the steer.
Santa
Santa went for a slay ride,
and got yellow stuff in his eye.
As he said blindly,
but not very kindly,
if you reindeers keep pissing you’ll die.
and got yellow stuff in his eye.
As he said blindly,
but not very kindly,
if you reindeers keep pissing you’ll die.
Mr.T
I knew my attempt would be vain
To get Mr. T on a plane
“There’s not point in tryin’”
“I ain’t gonna be flyin’”
“I’d be safer off gettin’ the train”
To get Mr. T on a plane
“There’s not point in tryin’”
“I ain’t gonna be flyin’”
“I’d be safer off gettin’ the train”
Chris
There once was a guy named Chris,
who had a day of bliss,
he went on a date,
that ended quite late,
and he got more than a kiss.
who had a day of bliss,
he went on a date,
that ended quite late,
and he got more than a kiss.
Vincent
There once was a boy called Vincent，
Who loves to fight with an arguement，
He grabbed a big knife，
And stabbed his own wife，
And that was the life of Vincent.
Fred
there once was a boy called Fred,
who was the living dead,
when he went to bed,
his bloody mum said,
where the hell is your head?!?!
Sam
there once was a boy called Sam,
who lived in a frying pan,
his was mum has cooking ham,
AND DAMN!!!
she cooked Sam
Old Man
there was an old man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in half an hour his dick was a flower
and his ass was a bunch of weeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in half an hour his dick was a flower
and his ass was a bunch of weeds
there was an old man from rhyll
who swallowed a dynamite pill
his heart retired
his ass backfired
and his butt flew over the hill
There was an old man from Badrass
Who’s balls where made of brass
In stormy weather, they clanged together,
And sparks came out of his arse!
Who’s balls where made of brass
In stormy weather, they clanged together,
And sparks came out of his arse!
Nun
There once was a nun with a gun,
Who thought shooting children was fun,
she shot them away,
Day after day,
Until she thought she was done.
Who thought shooting children was fun,
she shot them away,
Day after day,
Until she thought she was done.
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HARLO
nice poems 
did you make them up?
awsome comments and another thing am i still an admin cause u told me i was one and yeah so cant w8 to see ur vids!
Hey guys E is for emotional ruins everybody’s day
M is for miserable ppl
O is for on the dark side cos we have some fresh cookies
COOKIES
WOOOOOOO
heres a jks for u
Y does Santa have a big sack?
Cuz he only CUMS once a yr
im funny
wtr
retarded poems